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A left-to-right poem.

Neal — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 00:16:04 +0000

I, sad as I
Sit I, sad as it is?
I sad? Ask! Sad as I.
O, she said I as eh. So?
Lob my sad ass; sad a symbol.
I sit, sad as tis, I.

Don’t ask. It’s just backwards and hilarious.

John Hodgman

Neal — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:45:37 +0000

I oft find the need to write a short snippet about this gentleman John Hodgman. It is that time again. Behold his witty, random, dry communications:

Apparently, he has a new book coming out in October. I never read the first, but I did listen to the audio version. Perhaps we will get lucky and he will again release it in mp3.

Regardless, I will find myself with a need to know the content.

Bonus video of him on the Daily Show:

Bonus article of him explaining how to make up facts.

A funny tidbit of dancing

Neal — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 16:57:03 +0000

Remixed awesomeness:

Newest art tool – PC ONLY

Neal — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 16:49:51 +0000

Check it out, it’s pretty sweet:

http://macenstein.com/default/archives/759

Fifth Element – there are many of us

Neal — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:04:21 +0000

I would venture to say that Luc Besson has made some of the best and most underappreciate films. But, they may not be that underappreciated. And I haven’t liked some of his later films.

However, Fifth Element is a classic.

And here’s all the reasons why.

new camera

Neal — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:23:20 +0000

I recently decided to spend some money and get a psuedo-amateur-pro camera, or a DSLR. So I got the Nikon D40. I am pleased. And I ordered before the stupid ‘we gave the d40 to a tiny town in somewhere’ commercials, so I’m still cool and didn’t buy any hype. pff

So now I’m off taking pictures. A few friends of mine will probably start a small psuedo-club and go take pictures from time to time. I’ve been nominated honorary Asian as well. Hoowah.

The Hoff

Neal — Wed, 02 May 2007 18:14:20 +0000

And now, for your viewing pleasure, THE HOFF. Holy crap this stuff is funny.

Get In My Car: King of the internet:
Alanis Morrissette does ‘My Humps’
http://youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

Arrested Development’s Buster breaks out for Switchfoot
http://switchfoot.com/awakening/

Hot Pocket Brilliance:
Pottery Wheel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BCXMq4B8…

Hot Date
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jnQf3QEu938

Prom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAysKodkJ…

Jim Gaffigan
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QUVmSBGyKm0

Chuck:
Likes Dew
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lu1wNxr9Sqg

Tom Hanks:
is James Bond

Parrots

Neal — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 23:18:35 +0000

Can you imagine being one of the first people to hear a parrot speak?

Real Mud Artificially applied

Neal — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:37:51 +0000

For the truck/SUV

owner who has not the time nor perhaps the desire to put their toys off road. Give your friends, family, and co-workers the idea that you’ve been weekending in the country instead of sitting in your cramped apartment petting your cat, eating ice cream, and watching mythbusters!