Greedo was a pansy
For those of us who enjoy Star Wars, ThinkGeek has come out with a set of bookends to classily hold up your full collection of Star Wars, HG Wells, and Scott Adams books:

At a mere $120, these cleverly crafted bookends will provide years of conversation starting, causing your Star Wars DVDs to be fully depleted near the cantina scene, so stock up on those as well.
THINKGEEK LINK:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/8b85/?cpg=46H