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Roaches
I’m both disgusted and intriged by the roaches that infest our home. Just tonight i went in the kitchen to get a glass of water and saw one run away. This is a very normal reaction for a roach. I laughed. This time I had a caption in my head. i heard him saying “You can’t smash me if I run in a zig-zag and hide in the display of your microwave!!!!”. I don’t know. That probably wasn’t the real caption I thought of at the time, but it’s kinda funny and I’ll leave it alone.
Comments are off for this postA left-to-right poem.
I, sad as I
Sit I, sad as it is?
I sad? Ask! Sad as I.
O, she said I as eh. So?
Lob my sad ass; sad a symbol.
I sit, sad as tis, I.
Don’t ask. It’s just backwards and hilarious.
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